Thursday, April 2, 2015

Dear Mz. Onna, You suck at driving.

Dear Mz. Onna,

You suck at driving. Thanks to your personalized plate, I can address you correctly.

They have more than one lane roads in Mississippi do they not? You had to drive on a highway to get here right? Well these lanes work much the same way, we're just going a smidge slower. I realize your state is ranked 51st - Yes! 51st! You manage to fall behind D.C. as well. - in education. They might not have taught you in drivers ed to check your mirrors before attempting to come over. I feel bad for you, I really do. Your state still uses the confederate flag as part of its state flag. That can't be nice to see all of the time. As awful as living here in Panama City Beach is, I'm sure living in Mississippi is worse. So you have my condolences.

BUT, you almost side-swiped my car where my child and I sit with your truly stupid PT Cruiser. So, you suck.

Also your wig is awful.

Love,
Panama City Bitch